He is so very, very very clearly fucking dead. He's dead. The guy is not alive. Mitch McConnell is ACTIVELY IN HELL, RIGHT THIS SECOND. I said that as a fact BEFORE the lying machine informed me that he was FUCKING COVERED UP when they wheeled him out on a stretcher. That information makes me believe there is an actual negative chance that mitch McConnell's body presently contains his own blood

For some reason I feel possessed by the spirit of liberalism and im just so aghast that this lie is so obvious and yet every rules nerd watching is just like "ah but that's the rules, though." Like ahhhhhhhh holy shit

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[–] duderium@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mitch McConnell will be buried in a tomb mound and resurrected at the end of days for the final battle with the adversary of all that is good and true.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

They are gonna bury him in his mound with all of his staff, so they can pass anti LGBT laws in the afterlife