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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

A tale as old as time or at least a couple decades.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

is it that they dont' shower, or is it that they just sweat so much they smell no matter what?

[–] Summzashi@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (6 children)

Just poor bodily hygiene in general. You can shower all you want but if you don't wash your clothes or don't know how to do it properly, it won't matter.

Same as aversion to deodorant for whatever reason. Even here on Lemmy there's lots of people that are against it for some reason.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 11 hours ago

And FFS, people need to clean their asses.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Sensitive skin issues. I haven't fully figured out which ones are good or not, but my armpits seem to tolerate only roll-on format deodorants. Aerosol ones will give a burning sensation and rash within 1-2 uses and stick seem to just give rash within 3-4 uses. That actually did got worse after accutane treatment, but helped to figure out that only roll-ons are suitable.

But during current heatwave, theres nothing i can do. I sweat a lot as soon as temperature starts to get above 24c.

When working out, I'm literally the sweatiest person in the gym and start to smell of ammonia within 45-60 minutes. Up until now no one hasn't mentioned anything, but i am paranoid about it and whatever i should deal with it or not or even if i can.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Can you elaborate a little more on that? I doubt you're recommending it for drinking?

Soaking my gym clothes in it? Of course i do wash those daily and after each workout.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Spray it in your arm pit. Of course not a liter, just enough to get it wetted, like 1 or 2 pumps. It is a desinfectant and as such kills the bacteria that generate the smell. It also evaporates within a minute or so and thus should be less likely to irritate skin.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 points 5 hours ago

I'll give it a try. Thank you.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I have a mild allergy to most deodorant so I need to pick my battles, because if I wear the stuff that actually works daily, I'll end up with a pretty sensitive rash and unable to wear anything at all. So most days I'm either wearing nothing or the crystal stuff which last like 45 minutes. If I'm getting on a plane or in a crowd I throw on the good stuff. Also I'm not paying $20 for Native BS I'd rather just smell bad.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

The crystal salt stuff is often an aluminum salt if I'm not mistaken, and its the same stuff in some commercial antiperspirants.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried Zero Sweat? I don't know about your specific skin but I've gotten pretty inflamed armpits a number of times from various causes including deodorants (specifically the white powdery kind that actually somewhat stops you from sweating), but this stuff never bothers me and works better.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Seems like it has the same problem as Native in that it's outrageously expensive.

[–] lordofthepants@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

I have sensitive pits, but the Degree Extreme 72 hour stuff has been a welcome relief. It’s also not prohibitively expensive (I think I pay USD $9 for the two-pack) and smells really nice.

[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Idk who needs to hear this, but some people have body oils that react to the ingredients within various deodorants that makes the smell worse rather than masking it (which might be why some people are adverse to it). Some people who have had poor hygiene in the past have difficult bacteria cultures that won't go away just by soap and water.

Try changing deodorant to antiperspirant. Minimize any perfume or scented products. And if soap isn't working, acne face wash works great (just don't use it every time or it dries you out).

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

Chlorahexadine to the rescue

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yes Its a real pandemic. This particular bacteria strain has infected my local Comic Books Stores, every CGC Anything, and of course the Anime conventions - they are super-spreader events.

It's truly an enigma.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -3 points 16 hours ago (9 children)

We survived a few thousand years or so without deodorant.

If you shower daily and wear clean clothes, you shouldn't need it.

[–] Summzashi@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

And there they are.

You stink.

[–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on climate. If its hot, you need deoderant.

If you're gonna freeze off fits you don't even have the moment one of your ten layers unzips, you may not.

Modern deoderant is modern. There's a long history of scent coverings, especially in indoor public spaces like temples. Why the bucket of hydrogenated whale piss do you think incense started being a thing?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 hours ago

I definitely don't live in a hot climate, I'll be lucky if the temperature hits double digits today.

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Well, I shower daily and wear a fresh set of clean clothes every day. Guess what, my armpits still stink. Should I just subject everyone around me to that every time I raise my arms, or should I wear deodorant like a normal person?

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

Exfoliate that shit.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe clean your pits properly?

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Is scrubbing them with soap proper enough, or should I be using some kind of industrial solvent?

[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz -1 points 8 hours ago

If your pits still smell when exiting the shower, you just gotta get back in and rewash. I had this issue back when I used scented products and strong antiperspirants, it was difficult to get rid off the old gunk because it was properly matted. Unscented and gentle products are easier to wash away and to notice what is sweat and what is old product.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

We had more space back then LOL. And some middle east area they wore scented deoderants on their head that would waft down and mask body odor.

I can shower, put on fresh clothes and if the temperature is above 20C I'll be stinky as heck just after lunch. I always need deoderant or antiperspirant if I need to interact with anybody (including myself)

[–] CarrierLost@infosec.pub 4 points 13 hours ago

Yeah. Survived. We can still survive. Doesn’t mean you don’t smell bad.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

So you've acclimated to your own stench, got it

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We survived a few thousand years without showering daily and clean clothes. We had different lifestyles and different expectations.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Most people would have washed daily by some method, we've had soap and water for a very long time.

[–] McGuirk808@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

We also lacked indoor plumbing, sanitation, sewage management, and typically had livestock near people as there were no highways or 18-wheelers to deliver meat from a farm in another region.

Life was stanky for thousands of years.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Our lives are filled with things we don't "need" that we are not going to do away with any time soon.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -3 points 15 hours ago

Just have a shower, dude.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world -5 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I find modern deodorants to be a bit overkill on most days. They are slimy, they irritate my skin, cause acne and take forever to wash off later. Antiperspirants are even worse. I really only use those types of products if I'm outside in humid heat after not showering for a day or two, once the stank has had a chance to build to noticeable levels. And yes I've checked with other people who have no problem providing critical feedback.

For me, those products are a solution looking for a problem, but for others, they might be essential. Some have need for even stronger versions that might need a prescription. Everyone produces different levels of stank, and your decision to use products against it is a personal one. It's also good to listen to feedback of those around you, but the products available at your average store might not be the universal solution you think they are.

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 8 points 18 hours ago
[–] Summzashi@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago
[–] anugeshtu@lemmy.world -2 points 18 hours ago

Isn't it just the cards they didn't wash after doing something? Just suggesting possibilities here...