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'You are Expected to be Clean' — Oregon Card Shop Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Due to Smelly Players (www.ign.com)

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Our lives are filled with things we don't "need" that we are not going to do away with any time soon.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 day ago

Just have a shower, dude.