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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -3 points 16 hours ago (9 children)

We survived a few thousand years or so without deodorant.

If you shower daily and wear clean clothes, you shouldn't need it.

[–] Summzashi@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

And there they are.

You stink.

[–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on climate. If its hot, you need deoderant.

If you're gonna freeze off fits you don't even have the moment one of your ten layers unzips, you may not.

Modern deoderant is modern. There's a long history of scent coverings, especially in indoor public spaces like temples. Why the bucket of hydrogenated whale piss do you think incense started being a thing?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 hours ago

I definitely don't live in a hot climate, I'll be lucky if the temperature hits double digits today.

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Well, I shower daily and wear a fresh set of clean clothes every day. Guess what, my armpits still stink. Should I just subject everyone around me to that every time I raise my arms, or should I wear deodorant like a normal person?

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

Exfoliate that shit.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe clean your pits properly?

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Is scrubbing them with soap proper enough, or should I be using some kind of industrial solvent?

[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz -1 points 8 hours ago

If your pits still smell when exiting the shower, you just gotta get back in and rewash. I had this issue back when I used scented products and strong antiperspirants, it was difficult to get rid off the old gunk because it was properly matted. Unscented and gentle products are easier to wash away and to notice what is sweat and what is old product.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

We had more space back then LOL. And some middle east area they wore scented deoderants on their head that would waft down and mask body odor.

I can shower, put on fresh clothes and if the temperature is above 20C I'll be stinky as heck just after lunch. I always need deoderant or antiperspirant if I need to interact with anybody (including myself)

[–] CarrierLost@infosec.pub 4 points 12 hours ago

Yeah. Survived. We can still survive. Doesn’t mean you don’t smell bad.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

So you've acclimated to your own stench, got it

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We survived a few thousand years without showering daily and clean clothes. We had different lifestyles and different expectations.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Most people would have washed daily by some method, we've had soap and water for a very long time.

[–] McGuirk808@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

We also lacked indoor plumbing, sanitation, sewage management, and typically had livestock near people as there were no highways or 18-wheelers to deliver meat from a farm in another region.

Life was stanky for thousands of years.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Our lives are filled with things we don't "need" that we are not going to do away with any time soon.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -3 points 15 hours ago

Just have a shower, dude.