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'You are Expected to be Clean' — Oregon Card Shop Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Due to Smelly Players (www.ign.com)

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[–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on climate. If its hot, you need deoderant.

If you're gonna freeze off fits you don't even have the moment one of your ten layers unzips, you may not.

Modern deoderant is modern. There's a long history of scent coverings, especially in indoor public spaces like temples. Why the bucket of hydrogenated whale piss do you think incense started being a thing?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 hours ago

I definitely don't live in a hot climate, I'll be lucky if the temperature hits double digits today.