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[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I had to double-check to see if this was the Onion.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah but ya see, everything is The Onion. So nothing is The Onion.

onioncels absolutely julienned

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

onioncels absolutely julienned

CARAMELIZE THEM! CARAMELIZE THEM!

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

Truly, it is the only way. Make everything browner, I say.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

We live in an onionpunk dystopia.