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Call me nuts but I like the 4-5.5 range. I'm not a fan of chewy fat...
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Crispy through, no chewy but not carbonized.
"I said CARAMELIZED, damnit!"
I agree. I like a little crunch, and floppy bacon pulls the breakfast roll apart!
This is the objectively correct answer.
My ex liked the 6-7 range while I like the 2-4 range. We were thus incompatible and broke up after the umpteenth time they made it “for me” the exact same way they did for themselves.
(The last bit is a joke, the first bit isn’t)
If your ex liked 6-7 they were clearly too young anyways.
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Are you sure they didn't break up with you because they heard you use the word umpteenth?
Hi nuts, I also like them in that range.
I called ye nuts but they didn't answer...but anyway, same for me, gnawing is never a positive experience.