I swear when I was a child and saw the logo I thought this dude was oooooooooooooooolllllllllllldddddddddd. His face I recall crinkling with wrinkles in the TV ads when he smiled. But now he just looks normal, not ancient. Yeah he's got white hair but I'm pretty sure that's just those powdered wigs. Option 1: they made him look younger. Option 2: I am no longer 9 years old.
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026
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The worst part of woke oats is that they took away his penis. Doesn't matter what kind of packaging you get- no more penis. You can't even compare the stats over breakfast because they don't list them anymore.
They/them oats
Here I thought that's what Kellogg's Corn Flakes were for
A balanced breakfast has both horny and anti-horny foods. Corn flakes are to suppress the person you became when eating oatmeal.
You got yer corn flakes and your horn flakes