I normally support China's development and trust their five year plans, but I do not agree with making Xi Jinping big. Every five years they vote to make him bigger and look where it's gotten us. He's bigger than Shanghai now and it's NOT okay.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's watching you fap on the top floor of the hotel and he's not impressed.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What can any of us do to impress him? 🥺

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

you must help feed him so he becomes even larger, eventually eclipsing the earth and allowing china to escape on his back and become the first interstellar civilization

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 3 weeks ago

This is the cost all Chinese people should pay for the high speed rail network