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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 191 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

BETTER IDEA, LEFT AND RIGHT INDICATORS

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I legitimately used to know a woman who would benefit from wearing this.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My sister would.

She's a surgeon btw

[–] ArrowMax@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, you meant my left when preparing the kidney transplant...

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Similar to boat's port and starboard, surgeons uses the terms right side and wrong side. /s

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When did you get to know my girlfriend?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We have the same girlfriend?!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

there's only one girlfriend, mate.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

containerized girlfriend

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In knew someone who would wear rings on the right hand for that reason

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope they never put it on the wrong hand

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

They never came off.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

But your hands already have an indicator. Your left hand makes an L.

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

holy shit thanks

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

just for arguments sake let's pretend i got no thumbs on my left hand. what then

[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You remember which hand you Lost your thumb(s? Igor?) on.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

okay i gotta think up a better argument you're right

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

But if he’s entirely right, how can he tell which of his hands is not the right one?

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah but then when I see a backwards L I don't know what the fuck's going on

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

It means they are reversing obviously.

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago

It means they are reversing obviously.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 19 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ollie@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

thank you SO MUCH for the visual this is great 😭

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 1 points 3 weeks ago

You probably already have this built in your hands, btw.

See, if you close your hands and open your thumbs and indexes, the left hand makes an L, and the right hand makes not-an-L

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Simpsons did it first

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew a girl with "YL" shittily tattoo'd on her left hand, stood for "Your Left".

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

i want to get a "no, your other left" tattoo on my wife's right hand