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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 132 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's hard to explain quantum mechanics when you don't understand them.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 90 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's hard to explain quantum mechanics even when you understand them.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There’s an old joke about quantum mechanics professors starting their first lecture with something along the lines of “right now, some of you probably understand quantum mechanics. By the end of the semester, if I did my job right, none of us will understand it.”

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If they're lucky they might understand kubernetes though.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Or as the professionals call it, k8s

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Iirc, it's a youtube video of an actual class

Edit: https://youtube.com/shorts/X4pehLRhFhI

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a superposition of knowledge and ignorance.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 30 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The more you know the less you know

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Congratulations, you’ve successfully explained quantum mechanics.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I get the sense that I have a clear picture of quantum mechanics. But when I look closer, it gets all blurry.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This isn't even a joke, it's literally true in quantum mechanics.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for explaining the joke, I now know less.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know nothing, but you know precisely about what you know nothing.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Only before you check, though.

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Damn Heisenberg

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

This is true about everything though.

I thought that was like its thing. It doesn't really make sense.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I understand them! They perform oil changes on the quantum

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're so good they fix your car on the quantum level!

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They both do and don't fix your car, you just don't know until you've paid them. No refunds!

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

No one understands quantum mechanics

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You both understand and don't understand quantum mechanics at the same time... It's that simple, that is until such a point at which becomes known as to whether or not you understand or don't understand quantum physics and then some kind of quantum tunnel collapses?

No habla English

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Vos me queres decir que entender mecanica cuantica es como entender el final de evangelion?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The waves of this comment collapsed into photons entering my eyes showing me a joke about superposition once I observed it.

You should Hadamard again to reverse the superposition.

Whoa. Blakeception

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Quite a few people understand quantum mechanics, but they can't explain it to you if you don't understand the maths

There's no good way of putting quantum into words, all of the descriptions are wrong in more or less subtle ways

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's hard to explain jokes when you don't understand them.