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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (7 children)

There is a big difference between a "weed guy" and a drug dealer.

Show me a person who has 3 different kinds of weed, cocaine, LSD, and pills and I'll show you a scary person.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 days ago

my guy with 3 different kinds of weed, lsd and pills is chill af.

the coke people are sketchy as fuck though, both the dealers and the clients.

[–] glups@piefed.social 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My coke dealer (I'm sober now) was a huge Trump fan. He loved to talk about it. He first told me the same day Trump said all drug dealers should be put to death, so not the most insightful person. He later fled the country to escape a domestic battery charge. Coke dealers, not great people.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Coke dealers, not great people.

Yeah, gotta lock Santa up.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

that damn polar bear switched teams during the Superbowl, I'm glad he got out

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago

A guy I worked with used to sell. I went over to his place one time and he had literally dozens of strains, just because he liked trying them but didn't smoke a lot. If you bought from him he would give you several different kinds and insist that you keep a journal of how different they all felt lol.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, that guy you're describing is sometimes just a really well spoken dude outside a concert venue with a backpack. It's not all sinister.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Stepping on someone's toes, are we? What kind of backpack do you use?

[–] glups@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Spoken like someone who never met a cool person with a backpack of goodies at a festival.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

I just keester it to get my stuff in past the gate check

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah no stick to the hippie dealers. 3 kinds of weed, LSD, and they've been thinking of growing a batch of shrooms and want to know if you're interested.

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh hey, I knew this guy too

He was terrifying

I mean, that's just kids really. The heavy hitters are selling crack, heroin, the really horrible stuff you know. Well maybe cocaine is also a bit sketchy but the acid guy isn't that bad right?