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Wait I can PET BUMBLEBEES?!
You can (very, very carefully!) pet the top of their thorax when they're not flying, such as when preoccupied with feeding at a flower, although as TheTechnician27 outlined, it's probably not good for them. Better is if you can find one that's struggling to fly (semi-common this time of year, when things are still warming up) and then you can warm the little guy in your hands if they're cold or chauffeur them from flower to flower if they're hungry. Often this will help them regain the strength to keep flying, but sometimes they never do; I assume in these cases they're dying, but at least I gave them some hospice care. It's very strange to deposit a struggling bee on a flower, watch it feed, and then see it wiggle its little feet in the air like it's calling the magic carpet back for another lift.
Bumblebees are pretty gentle, and whereas I used to be extremely scared of bees (and especially bumblebees because of their size), I find them adorable to observe up-close now that I've gotten over my fear.
However, the question I would ask regarding petting is: why? When I pet a household dog or a cat, it's ideally because I think it comforts them, and at worst (if they're mildly annoyed and I don't realize), it's never going to harm them.
For the bee, though, it's probably strictly uncomfortable for them to have a being 50,000 times their size come up and start putting pressure on them. (Bees can distinguish noxious stimuli, but they do still respond somewhat to regular tactile stimulation; see p.3.)
Their wings and legs are fragile, and it's not like they can't be accidentally provoked into stinging you. If they're just minding their own business, it's really best to leave them alone, because at best you're not comforting them, and at worst you're physically harming them.
TL;DR: Bumblebees are really cool, but just treat them like you'd treat other wild animals that don't want to be touched; that you can get so close to them and watch is already a blessing.
That's a really well argued paragraph. But have you considered: why pet shaped if not for petting?
(Jokes aside though. Point taken. But there's nothing you can say to keep me from talking to them in baby talk from now on when I'm out gardening amongst them. Who's a big stripey boy? Yes you are, aren't you? :))
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When I was in school they used to land on my glasses and then crawl between my glasses and my eyes. I changed deodorants and it stopped but like, have you ever wondered if you were cool enough to not get stung in the eye hole? I do not wonder that.
It was that old spice that tastes like lemonade what attracted the bees, if you wondered.
I let one crawl on my finger and it just chilled there for minutes :3
Definitely, I boop them all the time in the spring when they are swarming the flowers.
They're floofy!