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[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

400mg of Mg daily fixes this.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Time to become a magnesium-based life form

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

From the moment I understood the weakness of my carbon, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of magnesium. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Mg. Their kind cling to their flesh, as if it will not cramp and fail them.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

400 milligrams of milligrams/day. Got it. I'll mix that in with my extra milk per milk.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It would be milligrams of megagrams per day.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

Ah yes, Windows case insensitive users

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] realitista@lemmus.org 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Check your blood then. Maybe you have an iron deficit / anemia.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I've had it all checked and redo it all once a year. No deficiencies.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You are a professional driver then 😀

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 2 points 9 hours ago

I think I'm just getting old and walk a lot without enough stretching. If I stretch every day I don't have the problem .