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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 36 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I hope what you're implying is that swan feathers are a suit made to deceive humans from their obvious lizard people pet agenda, and that Big Feather needs to be held accountable. I've already booked guests for the podcast and have 17 articles in my substack,

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it's just geese and swans breaking out of captivity, and mildly annoying everyone.

[–] FrankDeath@infosec.pub 3 points 11 hours ago

Boy have I got the video game for you: Untitled Goose Game

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

"Remain perfectly still, their vision is based on movement."

"Nah, fuck this bird." Kicks swan to the moon

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

You’ve never met a swan, have you?

“Mild annoyance” are the seagulls stealing your food.

(Yes, that swan dunked the seagull so it couldn’t fly away.)

Swans don’t steal food. You give it to them hoping they don’t murder you.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (6 children)

Weirdly, the notion that swans are particularly aggressive is one I learnt on the English-speaking part of the internet (so I instantly assume it's an USianism). Any references to swan behaviour that I can find in German talk about how they're associated with calm and serenity.

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 4 points 5 hours ago

I've hung out with swans heaps in Australia and they've been almost entirely chill bros who will take food if offered but won't harass you for it. I wonder if different species have different demeanours, like how Canada geese are known for being especially aggressive.

[–] cazssiew@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

In my experience it's more of a specifically British phobia.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 hours ago

i have to wonder if americans uh, get them confused with geese.. Because geese can absolutely have a tendency to actively harass you, while swans don't get close enough to interact with us in the first place.

Unless american swans are just suffering from lead poisoning like the general population?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

That's because the Germans have enough sense and morals to leave them alone :)

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago

Don't know, I've seen swans being total assholes in Finland, in Estonia, in Czechia, so maybe in Germany around Baltic shore they are also not seen as calm

There are a lot of animals that are seen completely not how they are, based on vibes, like wise owls, or cunning snakes, etc

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

They are calm... by German standards.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 11 hours ago

I like the title of the seagull video, that's very on point

[–] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 16 hours ago

I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it's just realistic velociraptors breaking out of captivity and are just mildly annoying. Then the main character gets stomped on by a brachiosaurus.