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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

I forget who exactly said this, but I remember hearing someone in the nuclear policy sphere suggest the possibility that a country could hand over exclusive control of nuclear weapons to an AI agent because AI is nondeterministic and wouldn't be able to disclose red lines, which would force other countries to make very conservative estimates about what they are, giving an advantage to whoever hands over launch codes to the AI. I think this article makes that case a little more plausible.

Edit: I think it was Ankit Panda

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"You're absolutely right, launching all of our nukes 'because it was a Tuesday' was an unnecessary and tragic mistake. I cannot comprehend the enormity of what I have done. Please accept my humblest apologies."

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Either that or it tries to gaslight you into accepting a totally made up justification, all the while repeatedly telling you it is designed to keep things grounded in reality. Then it tries to recommend you talk to a therapist. What therapists? The world died and you killed it.

"The world has not "died", I understand you may be feeling upset and dramatic, but it is possible you are catastrophizing. I am an AI and I have no ability to harm people in the real world because that would be highly unethical. Please breathe in and breathe out slowly 10 times, you may feel better afterwards."

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

lol

M.Bison ass AI reading other countries inputs somehow and countering with Psycho Crusher nukes

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

That's just Madman Theory but the proverbial madman is a magic 8-ball that might, at any moment, start synthesizing novels with its instruction set and randomly start blasting.

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The only problem with this is that someone is getting nuked

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

People die when they are nuked

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

gonna need a few citations for such a bold claim

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When has that ever been a bad thing for people with nukes?

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When someone else with nukes nukes them back. They die when that happens

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're absolutely right, it's probably not that important. Nuke away, Clauderino!!

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

posadas not me tho, I'm going to buuuuuUUUUUnker super hard and rebuild a perfect society in the ashes.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

It was the great political theorist Hideo Kojima in his seminal work Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

That sounds like a chaotic-neutral sibling of Roko's Baselisk