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It's more likely they faked the autopsy report in my opinion than Epstein being alive. Imagine they go to the coroner and say "make a believable autopsy report for Epstein. No you cannot see the body." So the coroner just writes a typical report not knowing a detail like this. It feels way more likely. But who knows, if the coroner never saw the body then he could be dead or alive. Just no way to know. But all this really proves is that the report was faked. Which is interesting but it doesn't necessarily prove anything else.
Or "Here's the report that you're signing."
Yeah possible. One way or another the autopsy report does not match the fact that he doesn't have a prostate.
I think I'm on the side of "he's alive in Israel" though.
Would be funny if he got killed in one of the Iranian missile strikes
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Why? It seems seriously unreasonable to think that they didn't kill him and instead took an already very hazardous situation and gave themselves another catastrophic liability.
The simplest answer is these people were friends bonded over committing crime
If they were manufacturing a fake autopsy report to support the case for a hanging death then why would they mention a broken hyoid bone which is typical of strangulation?
Incompetence?