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So if you're asleep at 6am, how do you know it's happening at 6am as opposed to 5am or 630am?
I feel like he's just making an excuse for shitting his pants even though he's wide awake.
Smort butt plug posts to X when it gets pushed out, every day at 0600. Smort diaper wakes up our boi when ejected poo is staying too long inside.
Wife told him
Even worse. How did the wife tell him "you shit your pants again at the same time as always" instead of waking him up early to avoid this?
If she already knows this happens regularly, then whether she wakes him up beforehand or tells him afterwards, doesn't mean she hadn't let him know at some point?
Once she realizes that this happens regularly, she should tell him "you pooped the last few days before waking up. Let me wake you up beforehand so you make it to the toilet in time, also make an appointment at your doctor". Maybe that's what happened and he just omitted it because it isn't relevant for the diagnosis. We'll never know.
Old people insomnia
Half wakes up mid-poop, "Fuck it", goes back to sleep.
Poop forensics.
Fecal forensics*
Fecensics*