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Isn't there a snake venom that makes it hard for the rest of your life (without antidote)
You might be thinking of one of the Brazilian Wandering Spiders https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria_nigriventer
Was featured in the second part of this brilliant documentary https://archive.org/details/deep_jungle
Presenter runs into one while searching for a spider that had reportedly made off with a chicken (not the same spider).
That's is probably what I thought about, pretty easy to get things mixed with my surface level documenty knowledge. Just remembered that there was a creature that gives you a boner and you may die if it's untreated.
I always just assumed it was hard for the rest of your penis’ life, and after a certain point without adequate blood flow…
The rest of my penis' life IS the rest of my life, one way or the other.
Just gonna drop this here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
"Imma.... Imma jus gonna sit in here for a... for a coupla hours"