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[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As much as I'd love to believe this screenshot of uncredited text, this is how I knew it was all fake. No British person cares that much about brushing their teeth

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

There's interviews with his butler where the butler talks about the toothpaste and also being called into his office in order to throw out one piece of paper into a paperbasket next to the desk.
Skepticism is only worth anything if you follow it up with research and this shit is pretty easy to look into. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a38743898/prince-charles-doesnt-squeeze-out-his-own-toothpaste/

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Skepticism is only worth anything if you follow it up with research and this shit is pretty easy to look into.

Yeah I'll do more research the next time I fire off a shitpost on this website that is exclusively dedicated to doing praxis

Please give me some pinocchio-evil next time at least

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

Shitposts are only funny if they aren't dogshit. All I told you was to do the bare minimum and you freak out as if I told you to wash your ass.

Dedicated to doing praxis

Alright, maybe reading wouldn't have helped since you just make up things you'd like to have read instead of what is actually written.

I'll give you the hexbear pinocchiocountdown

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

I think they were just cracking a joke

[–] puppygirlpets@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The mean number of missing teeth was significantly higher in the US .. than in England

Consistently higher RII and SII [inequality index] values were found in the US than in England

The oral health of US citizens is not better than the English, and there are consistently wider educational and income oral health inequalities in the US compared with England.

I mean ukkk but this was always silly.

Waiting for USAians to come up with a criticism of foreign countries that isn't even worse in their own.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

americans make fun of brits for having fairly normal looking teeth, meanwhile americans have weird shiny white teeth that they feel the need to show off to the world doing this face: the-democrat

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

This is where it comes from. British people, celebs especially, didn't spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on expensive cosmetic dental surgery, they just had their natural teeth, so they're a bit crooked and a little yellow.