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Its like it was written, you can't make this shit up

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hadn't seen it at first but every time someone said "it's not confirmed he's dead" the reply was some variation of "Did you see the video? He's dead"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Your body doesn't jerk like that without severe trauma

Only way he would've lived through that hit would've been if he had been shot in the medbay of the USS Enterprise

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That and what are the survival odds when jugular is pierced outside of an OR/ER?