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[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 130 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Because spicy is not a flavor. Spicy is more like an allergic reaction to a chemical that certain plants excrete as a defense mechanism. Humans are just weirdos because we enjoy our mouths and buttholes being on fire.

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Plant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators

Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken!

Plant: am I a joke to you?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER

[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 20 points 2 days ago

*Humans: YOU TWO ~~PLANTS~~ NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Similarly:

Yeast: I'm going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!

Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly...

[–] the_beber@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago

Well… it‘s also killing humans, so… plan worked ig?

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

It is to ward off mammals. Their goal is to be eaten by birds, birds can't taste capsaicin, so it's just normal food. And birds distribute the seeds.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

Not to get all up in your business but wow, you're being really lazy and disrupting the circle of life here buddy. You should poop more seeds.

[–] Dagamant@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe it’s just the mouth part we enjoy and the other we tolerate.

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself while I go boof some jalapeños

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just the tip. You don't have receptors in your colon.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Ooh I get to be that guy!

Acktachully, your entire digestive system is lined with taste buds! They aren’t hooked into your normal sensory awareness, so you don’t taste your own digestive juices the way you taste your mouth, but they are used for sensing things like spoiled food and spice! Those receptors can trigger ejection of material if it’s bad enough (diarrhea/vomiting, depending where in the tract it sensed bad stuff).

https://askabiologist.asu.edu/taste-outside-mouth general info about digestive system taste buds

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23886384/ This one is specifically about taste receptors in the colon

[–] msage@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

I love this, thank you very much.

It's an interesting fact.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

you don’t taste your own digestive juices

Not taste, but I do feel when my dipshit stomach decides to flood itself with acid until I put something into it.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

I’m also going to raise my hand here to say I only enjoy mouth spiciness

[–] jmill@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

The chemical is capsaicin, and it's a neurotoxin. That's why with repeated exposure you can start to gain resistance.

Birds are less sensitive to capsaicin, which made having it around seeds beneficial for plants. Birds eat the seeds and then spread them after flying somewhere else, but mammals are deterred from eating the seeds and they are poor vectors for spread because most mammals that eat large amounts of vegetable matter have molar teeth that aid in breaking down small seeds for digestion.

Until a certain mammal decided they liked the burn, and deliberately spread those plants further than birds ever did.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

argument: we normally think of five flavors (salty, savory, sour, sweet, bitter) but without spicy the meal is not complete. shit, some people consider slimy a flavor and that's fair.

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's also menthol and whatever compound is in Szechuan pepper.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

whatever compound is in Szechuan pepper.

i ran out of coffee beans and tea just doesn't cut it are we talking a different spicy? is it that numbing effect some people get?

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Numbing kind of, but it more feels like vibration or “buzzing”, it's hard to describe

[–] exu@feditown.com 2 points 2 days ago

Built-in vibrator?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i've eaten the peppers but never gotten the numbing people told me i was supposed to get to that's why i've been confused relating specifically to szechuan peppers my entire adult life

[–] qqq@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The effect they're talking about comes from the peppercorns, not the peppers.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should see if you can find some Japanese pepper. I find it has a stronger effect than the Szechuan ones. It's not like a numbing so much, but it makes your lips tingle without making your tongue burn.

Or maybe the problem is just needing the fresh varieties instead of dried. Even black pepper can be comparatively spicy when eaten fresh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanthoxylum_piperitum

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Japanese pepper

dude my spice cabinet has 12 types of peppers in it you gotta be more specific

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Try the wiki link or search for 山椒

Try the wiki link

sir this is a shitposting community

or search for 山椒

私が日本語を話しているように見えるか?