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The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat
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Except the beans but they’re bastards anyway.
Not even sure why but this cracked me up. Appreciate the laugh man.
Just neglect to adequately soak the beans; you will understand.
Can we talk about insoluble fiber for a second?
A discount grocery store near me had 3 for $1 turnip greens. I ate then all over two days along with some homemade chicken stock I needed to use. What came out of me the next day was some kind of lovecraftian sleep paralysis demon. But holy shit have I been feeling great ever since! I sleep easier and longer, more energy throughout the day without a mainline of caffeine, and I think I've actually lost some weight dispite not actively trying to!
Y'all mfers need ~~Jesus~~fiber!
I've honestly wanted to do a cleanse maybe this will be the trick. Plus I've always wanted to meet my lovecraftian demons, so added bonus!
Homie, I cannot describe how happier I've been since then! I mean, I know gut micro biota contribute to mental wellness. But the difference is fucking stark for me!
Also I am not a doctor or professional! Do not think this is some sorta miracle cure! It just happened this way for me, ymmv.
Right right of course. I've just been making steady improvements to my diet and had t found a lot in terms of fiber. Just something to try. Appreciate it!
Beans are great, but you need to eat 7 cups of beans, ~1.75 Litres of beans to get 100g of protein.
Even if you're vegetarian there are better sources of protein then that.
I could probably handle a handle of beans in a day, but I'm not sure if it'll go as well if I keep forgetting to pour out the vodka before beaning the handle
Just be safe, okay?
Pff, be down wind after dinner and tell me no living creature was harmed 😁
But seriously, beans are great!
Y'all talking about beans?
Beans‽
The magical fruit?
The more you eat...
The more you eviscerate the patriarchy?
Oh fuck yeah! I can literally get behind this!
TIL plants aren't alive.
I dunno if we can call them creatures. Considering a creature is almost universally considered an animal, it is at least considered motile.
They're not harmed
So you say! You could be a shill for Big Bean!
You're thinking of Boggis, Bean is the mean one
how are you defining harm?
lol
Neither are chickens when I eat their unfertilised eggs, but vegans still complain.
That's because the chickens in factory farms are kept in squalid conditions that have them attempting suicide by autophagia if they aren't debeaked!
Says "freeroaming outside" on the package at least.
That's a lot better, but I have a secondary concern I didn't want to clog the above comment with. It's that chickens as they exist today shouldn't really exist. They've been bred to the point that the daily periods destroy their bodies. It's not healthy. It's like the problem with pugs, we should have left them alone, and now that they're like this, it's our responsibility to breed them back to health. Continuing to breed more with these health problems is an act of abuse in itself.
OK, so you're saying we should let them die out? Go extinct?
That's one solution I would prefer to the current situation. The other is breeding them for health and happiness. We fucked them up and we have a responsibility to use that same power to fix them.
I mean, if they're your chickens then sure, but if you're buying eggs from the grocery store then those chickens are in hell.
And here's the hard to reconcile thing: if everybody did their absolute best effort, investing 5 hours a week in the family or local cooperative chicken farm to get their eggs, and nobody bought mass produced eggs anymore, salmonella and other disease deaths would skyrocket. Not that everybody who raises chickens for the eggs gets salmonella, just that modern rates are so low - a return to individual farming would see them rise 10x, maybe 100x - even with conscientious chicken ranchers.
Now, get real about how much effort most people would actually put in on personal chicken-egg operations if they had no mass produced options and you're looking at 1000x increases...
Fun fact, my wife and I got salmonella from eating airbnb homestead eggs!
I wish our capitalist agricultural crop industry didn't harm animals.
Define harm. If a pig is born and raised by a meatpacking operation, there's a pig that would never have been born without the meatpacking operation - if it is raised and slaughtered humanely (which they aren't, these days), is it harmed? If people are starving due to shutdown of all inhumane meatpacking operations, have we reduced overall harm?
I don't understand your point too well, especially in relation to my point that vegetable farming also harms animals. But yeah, humans cause a tremendous amount of harm, which I'm defining as general suffering in this particular case. People won't starve because there's less meat being produced, but it seems like you're arguing that reducing meat consumption will cause more overall suffering?
Nothing happens in isolation... Producing a little less meat shouldn't cause additional harm, but shutting down a lot of meat production all at once would cause a lot of harm - starting with people who make their living both directly and indirectly from the industry, and if you shut down enough of it all at once you'd be disrupting enough of the supply chain that even people who just consume the food are going to run into problems.
We should strive to do better, but avoid arguments like "STOP ALL X NOW!" - it's overreaching, and would be counterproductive if you actually achieved it.
Everything annihilated by aerial spraying, and the creatures (including farm workers) dying of cancer from non-lethal doses, would beg to differ.
Yeah, there's nothing we can do that literally harms no living creature. Any vegan who has given their choices a second of thought will acknowledge that it's about harm minimization, not causing zero harm.
I wish everybody would get more "precise with their language" instead of running around spouting "zero harm" "absolutely no suffering" and such things, because people who say that often enough start to really believe it - instead of having a second of thought.
True. But when someone is behind a keyboard, they can double down on their stupidity.