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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Drink more water. I noticed it's less severe if your piss is more hydrated and you also wipe your penis when going to take a leak.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

I drink a ton of water and only water. I also wipe because I sit down when I pee. (There's nothin that crazy bout me, I'm just takin a whiz, mind your own biz, why's everybody starin at me?)

So I mean, already do that, but I'm also very smell-sensitive in general, so maybe I'm just very sensitive to the smell.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 5 hours ago

Some people just have worse BO than others, unfortunately. My wife can go a week without showering and smell like nothing, while my body will defeat 48h deodorant in 4h.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Keep a bit of 80 grit in your pocket for this.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

As is tradition

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Takes a second and one piece. I usually only do it at home since I sit down. If I am out I usually use the urinals and of course you don't wipe there.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

that is what the sink is for...

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

since I sit down

A man of culture and grace.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Quite. Makes less mess as well. I now even do it at uni since the bathrooms are clean (people clearly have manners)