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I don't see this as that.
My reading is that "I want to touch my GFs butt but I won't since she'll get mad, but I really want to".
Nothing wrong with really wanting to. Maybe don't call your SO a bitch though.
It all comes down to consent and communication - not just about butts (or gender). Your partner may or may not like it when you touch them a certain way. They may also tolerate an interaction even if they don't seek it out.
If your partner complains when you do something to them, it's possible that they're just playing around, but if there's any doubt you should either stop that behavior or discuss with the partner whether it's okay. It also may be something situational - the partner might like something in the midst of passion, but not while walking down the hallway.
You shouldn't not touch your partner's butt because they'll get mad. You should not touch it if they don't want you to because that would be a violation of their trust and desires.
That said, if the partner is cool with it, you should definitely touch their butt.
edit: Possible, not possibly.
It quite clearly says "gets mad when I touch it" not "I dream about touching it"
You do not touch someone if that makes them mad, period. If it's intimate part, then that's sexual assault. Gender doesn't matter here.
Idk why is everyone jumping on the "swap genders" dude, because at it's core this is indeed a disgusting text, and if swapping genders in that text makes you uncomfortable, then the text is bad to begin with.