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I said, "car", "man", "basketball", very fast when the doctor held up the cue cards, folks, so fast the doctor couldn't even keep up it's true! Then the nurse, oh was she beautiful, she said, you know what she said? "Oh, oh, Mr. President, no one in the history of our country has aced this test like you, it's true, you handsome stud!" I told her I'm happily married, but she could have been from central casting, folks.
Poor Melania. First he got covid and he was very sick but he didn't die. And then there was a notable assassination attempt but - again - he didn't die. And now his brain is dying but - who knows - he might live another decade or so.
If South Park is as accurate as they have been we will soon have heads in jars. The jars don't have to be clear glass.