Like, they are all implicated apparently. Anyone you can think of…Chomsky, Mick Jagger, Barney, Elmo, Big Bird. Maybe Marx was just wrong about dialectical materialism, should have been dialectical pedophilia wtf

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[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

legitimate belief that all billionaires are paedophiles

Even Taylor Swift dated a 17 year old at 22, a fact hardcore Swifties have tried their hardest to bury.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Uh oh a horde of terminally online people are going to type furiously at you from the depths of the net

[–] demerit@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

She moved next to him first, even. It was one of the kennedys or something.

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah, Conor Kennedy. What makes it worse is he was grieving and pretty emotionally vulnerable at the time. She was obsessed with the Kennedys and already tried to date one of them but got rejected.

The age gap might have been unironically the least problematic thing about that relationship.

[–] larrythecabalguy@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

the other wild h*rry styles moment is when he was reported to have been "dating" caroline flack in 2011 while she was 32 & harry was 17

caroline had previously dated prince harry in 2009 & went on to host love island up until 2020 when she died from suicide