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Every scientific article with “could” in it is bullshit.
I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.
Don't shove numbers up your cock.
I have the square root of negative one in my butt as we speak
Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.
Not sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related
I don't believe you, that sounds irrational!
Typed out the number but shortened the units.
No no, it's an in cock, not an out cock. Like the difference between innie and outie belly buttons.
Dude has 12 vagoos in his pants. Still identifies as a dude.
Has trans gone too far??
When will he take a hint??"
When you're in the pool too long
Like a frightened turtle!
No need to brag that your girlfriend could be wearing your pants
Woah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(
It might only be a 4 today but it COULD be a 16 tomorrow. Hallelujah!
Kind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn't drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?
I could but I won’t provide proof just like these lying science fiction articles.
Who did you steal it from?