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[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 132 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Every scientific article with “could” in it is bullshit.

I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Typed out the number but shortened the units.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No no, it's an in cock, not an out cock. Like the difference between innie and outie belly buttons.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dude has 12 vagoos in his pants. Still identifies as a dude.

Has trans gone too far??

When will he take a hint??"

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you're in the pool too long

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Like a frightened turtle!

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't shove numbers up your cock.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I have the square root of negative one in my butt as we speak

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 days ago

I don't believe you, that sounds irrational!

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago

Not sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

No need to brag that your girlfriend could be wearing your pants

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Woah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

It might only be a 4 today but it COULD be a 16 tomorrow. Hallelujah!

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn't drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I could but I won’t provide proof just like these lying science fiction articles.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Who did you steal it from?