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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now pass a bill to ban HAARP and we'll have the Illuminati on the ropes!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We'll have the Illuminati on the ropes!

Ban any form of vaccination too. Untold amounts of data (and DNA?) is being uploaded to the Illuminati Motherships.

Here in Italy people started to share this figure claiming that this is the diagram of the 5G chip that has been inserted in the covid vaccine. In reality it is the electric circuit of a guitar pedal and I believe that putting it in the covid vaccine has been an excellent idea.

https://xcancel.com/mariofusco/status/1343547724013187072

In other news - google actually worked. There should be a Wikipedia page that describes the feeling when you google but you assume you'll have to keep googling for at least three minutes but google actually works on the first try and you're almost amazed.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Getting injected with the 5g chip the philadelphia way - by getting 9v batteries thrown at you.