yes because according to every person on the internet I've ever spoken to the microsecond you turn 30 you transform from a capable young person directly into a withered husk with one foot in the grave

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Can confirm I am in my 30s and I'm actually dead

chomsky-yes-honey explosion skeleton-motorcycle

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm in my 30's but I'm Chinese so I look much younger than the white folk my age. Esp since these bleachskins keep going out to "get a tan" and "spend time in direct Australian sunlight".

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Without sunscreen? No wonder they look like that

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago

I'm in my 40s and have to be revived via juche necromancy every 15 minutes or else my digestive enzymes will turn my body into garum