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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Can confirm I am in my 30s and I'm actually dead

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I'm in my 40s and have to be revived via juche necromancy every 15 minutes or else my digestive enzymes will turn my body into garum

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm in my 30's but I'm Chinese so I look much younger than the white folk my age. Esp since these bleachskins keep going out to "get a tan" and "spend time in direct Australian sunlight".

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Without sunscreen? No wonder they look like that