"Oh look at this guy reading a BOOK at the cafe, he must think he's sooooo cool! I get he thinks a woman will sleep with him cuz he's so smart and cultured."

Or maybe my roommate is having their partner over and they kicked me out and I'd rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Someone the other day was talking about how people in america are becoming more unhinged and mean in public life. Like 10 years ago no one would blink an eye at someone reading a book on a park bench, maybe if it was fucking Mein Kampf or Sasquatch Pounds My Ass by Chuck Tingle. Nowadays people are looking for an excuse to be a dick.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'd be worried Sasquatch would have some nasty STDs. he's never even seen a doctor

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sasquatch is rare and endangered because they don't have sex.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

The rare volcel cryptid.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Bit idea: Sasquatch reproduces asexually

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sasquatch Pounds My Ass by Chuck Tingle.

Uhhhh...

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

If you’re having trouble finding it, that might just be that the title is actually “Eight Bigfoot Buckaroos Hate My Butt And Pound It”.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Hey Mr. Tingle is an artist but it's not for the general public.