"Oh look at this guy reading a BOOK at the cafe, he must think he's sooooo cool! I get he thinks a woman will sleep with him cuz he's so smart and cultured."

Or maybe my roommate is having their partner over and they kicked me out and I'd rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'd be worried Sasquatch would have some nasty STDs. he's never even seen a doctor

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sasquatch is rare and endangered because they don't have sex.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

The rare volcel cryptid.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Bit idea: Sasquatch reproduces asexually