Yeah the border was a mess because, instead of just letting people through, you insisted on shooting each other and yourselves in the head and feet. Some of you even drowned while trying to drown other people.

I'm actually 100% serious. The people sent to guard the border weren't the best and there were multiple firearm accidents involving US troops shooting each other or themselves. One guy was spinning a pistol in his hand wild west style when he accidentally set it off.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

One guy was spinning a pistol in his hand wild west style when he accidentally set it off.

Revolver Ocelot would never

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Liquid: For god's sake man, stop spinning your gun in the meeting!

bang

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

tbf a arm transplant takes a while to get used to

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

This is the kind of shit that happens when you think you're too cool for a manual safety

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The people sent to guard the border weren't the best and there were multiple firearm accidents involving US troops shooting each other or themselves. One guy was spinning a pistol in his hand wild west style when he accidentally set it off.

Modern-day Dirlewanger Brigades.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Whirlwanker Brigade

kelly

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

I avow.