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He's dying
Or Barron is secretly beating him up
In the White House basement MMA cage they meet again.
"Barron, I don't wanna fight anymore."
Barron is now 7' 3". He grew another inch just yesterday. "Put your hands up. Protect yourself at all times."
"But I don't wanna."
Barron knees him in the liver - easy as you please. And the president goes down like sack of potatoes. Barron raises his fists. "I win again!" he shouts.
"Arrrrgggh" says the president in a fetal ball.