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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 152 points 20 hours ago (30 children)

Banning cell phones in school while school shootings are a regular occurrence is top tier decision making

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 71 points 19 hours ago (16 children)

Students can keep a phone in their bag if they really need it. The fact that we ever allowed kids to scroll instead of paying attention in class is absurd.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 12 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (4 children)

“It’s fine if it’s in a bag and off or silent” has been cell phone policy in my experience (decades ago).

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 13 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

That's the policy at most schools. Actually enforcing that in the face of a classroom of kids who don't respect the rule? That's a much bigger problem. They're a lot more clever at sneaking them out than you would think. Moreover, if the phones are just feet from them, their presence is never out of mind. They're a constant distraction even in a bag. Phone apps are literally designed to be addictive. Imagine if we had a rule that said "crack pipes are fine in your bag. As long as you don't take them out and smoke in class, you're fine." Even if we lived in a world where crack somehow was legal for minors to have, how effective to you think that rule could be enforced?

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Many kids recently have been carrying around an addictive and dangerous chemical called dihydrogen monoxide in their bags. The temptation to have a "sip", as the youth call dosing on the drug, can often be overpowering. Please sign this petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide in schools

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

When I was a kid, it was forbidden to peruse DHMO during class, regardless how bad the withdrawal symptoms were.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 18 hours ago

how effective to you think that rule could be enforced?

Easy. Keep some crack shots handy.

Crack open ⇒ Crack shot

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