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No pity. Everyone knows that you turn on the shower, then sit on the toilet until you shit everything out you can shit. Only then, do you get into the shower.
If you come out of the shower still needing to shit, you did it wrong.
Coffee, no shit, shower, fuck
That’s why you relax, and drink your coffee slowly. Also, the burning.
This message is brought to you by people who don't pay for their own water.
Nobody should have to pay for water
Why is this downvoted, is it some controversial take or something??
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No sir , no it does not
Omg so tru
Believe everything you read on the Internet
I mean there is the fact that having the shower running while you're sitting there taking a shit is kind of a waste of water, disregarding pain for it there's also just the waste in general. Drinkable water is actually becoming a lot more scarce than I think people realize.
That being said I have absolutely no right to say anything because I take like 15 to 20 minute showers when I could absolutely take shorter ones so shit away my friends
Yes it is, who is gonna maintain the infrastructure for you to get water if you don't pay for it? Who is gonna make sure the water treatment facilty works if you don't pay for it?
How do you ensure you only pay for what you use and not pay for the cunt who runs the shower while taking a shit?
That last bit is something that bothers me. My apartment used to pay water, sewer, garbage but years ago they shifted that to the tenants. We don't have individual meters so our bill is divided up between units and the number of people in the unit (supposedly... Our bills are administered by a third party. I can't even pay my bill directly to the utility companies)
I try to conserve water (or anything else, but I'm focusing on the water). I don't like waste. But fuck it, if I'm paying for OTHER PEOPLE'S water usage I sure as shit will make sure I get my money's worth. But if everyone has that mindset, our bills collectively go up. Oh well