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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Just Lesbian sex? What about gay or straight sex?

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Men just can't last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.

We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You've clearly never met any queer folks who do meth. But yes, normally it's difficult to go more than a few hours speaking as someone with a penis.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You’ve clearly never met any queer folks who do meth.

Rude.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry I didn't mean to be rude by saying it. Just pointing out that there are exceptions, some of whom are meth users.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

I know right he is totally queer meth exclusive

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say that the equipment is faulty, it just doesn't come with an owners manual. If you can find a copy, chapter 6 is called "Poking the Prostate" it goes into great detail about how to go all day and have multiple orgasms. Turns out the engineers just have a sense of humor on where they placed the components.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Okay, this one's on me. I'll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I'd be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I'd tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My record is almost 8 hours friend.

You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don't because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn't really worth it.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What do you even do for 8 hours???

I'm a clueless virgin if you can't tell

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Read her vagina the bible because she is about to get an exorcism ^lol^ .

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:

  1. You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you're doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.

  2. You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.

But honestly I don't really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn't have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking hell, 3 in one session. My record is 1. Maybe 3 in a day but in one session?

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dunno bro, you don't necessarily need to use your penis to make her come three times and last longer than two hours.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm just saying that I've been with a lot of men and women, and in my experience men are typically satisfied after 1-2 orgasms. Women are typically satisfied after 2-4. From the boasts I've heard from some of the lesbians I know, I'd expect a real marathon session to have both parties orgasming 10+ times. The math just doesn't check out for dudes.

Obv you can spend as much time as you want making your partner cum, but at a certain level of disparity it resembles sex less and more masturbation with a tool.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah pretty sure there have been logistically challenging dumps that lasted longer tbh

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Think you might have been a bit wooshed

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably, i'm a very literal person

[–] PeachyMcPeachface@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The median straight-cis sex session is 5.4 minutes. Studies haven't really been completed for other types of couples, but the consensus in the queer community is that lesbian sex sessions are EXTREMELY long. Looking at a gay subreddit, it looks like 15-30 minutes is the consensus for good sex sessions. The Tik Tok ban was something like 12 hours

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My ummm... private sessions can be that long lol. I mean no disrespect I find it very fascinating.