You can't perceive the passage of time when you are dead, so you're just going to experience dying and then immediate rebirth after the countless eons pass for that rare moment where entropy spontaneously reverses to form your mind again.

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[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When you die you turn into a turtle in this guy in new jerseys aquarium hes a really cool dude and takes great care of you don't worry it'll be a blast. He's gonna name you Phil.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

new jersey

Please, no

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

That sounds heavenly.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's an account on tiktok that gets new reptiles and amphibians all the time and names them fun names and they live in one of the best terrarium setups I've ever seen and i was a reptile guy for a while.

I want to live there please

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your gonna be a parrot actually. Like a big ass blue one.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah