Christmas will be BANNED under Communism! (hexbear.net)

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A reactionary, capitalist, consumerist nightmare of a holiday for treat chasing kkkrackkers!

Under Communism we will re-edit "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to end with the Grinch shoving that sled over the cliff before a crowd of crying Whos, and the Grinch will be declared a Hero of the People's Republic!

We will replace Christmas with Halloween 2, the superior proletariat Holiday to the decadent bourgeois Christmas!

...sorry I work retail and this week has been utter hell. Fuck Christmas!

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[-] MaxTheMummer@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

That's right. I have a lot of grievances to air, and I have no means to air them during our current holiday season.

this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024

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