The ending of Watership Down. Can't even think about without getting misty.

It's a problem, but so is the fact that so many people believe him.

Well now, let's not get carried away, I don't think he even owns a hollowed out volcanic island...yet.

I like the idea of finding alternative and clever ways of saying things, but I wouldn't like having to do it out of fear of offending our billionaire overlords.