i would take the deposit and use it to hire freelancers to do some kind of Die Hard 1 / Die Hard 3 / Under Siege sort of situation. or just get everybody to ingest/inhale ricin lol. just kidding, i would never do that because it's illegal and i am a good boy.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

someone just bill him for $450,000 for some vague reason and say it's for the wedding. he might pay it

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i've heard of people doing that kind of thing, like invoicing some giant multinational company for something after they've figured out the address for accounts payable or whatever and getting away with it. but i've also heard of people getting caught in an audit and hit with fraud charges because it went through the US mail, which above a certain amount is a felony. but, respect the grift lol.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

OK but if I can get to a country that doesn't extradite before then I should be in the clear right? Hypothetically

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

What if I normally charge that amount, but I give everyone except Bezos a massive "not being evil" discount?