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[-] regul@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

How do you dry your butt after the bidet?

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 day ago

The barbaric part is smearing your shitty ass with paper and expecting it to be clean, not the mere presence of toilet paper.

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

I use a small towel that I hang by the toilet specifically for this purpose. I guess if I had other people using my bidet I would have a big stack of them and throw them into a little hamper after a single use or something, but they only ever touch my butt and I make sure it's squeaky clean before drying so I just change the towel out once a week.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 12 points 1 day ago

Look, you're the cleanest thing in your house at that point. So your towel is only ever getting cleaner. It is such a waste of precious resources to wash it.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Why would I clean my towel? My towel cleans me

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

I agree.

By the way, are towels supposed to bend?

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

The towel seems gross to me. I use a bit of toilet paper. Either that, or I just sit there for a few more minutes and drip dry.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

I have a very hairy ass and, even though my bidet has a heated fan, I still need some paper.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

my bidet has a heated fan

fedposting you've given yourself away, Agent!

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

One day I'll graduate to the bidet with air dryer!

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