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fr though toilet paper is barbaric and should be consigned to the past
How do you dry your butt after the bidet?
The barbaric part is smearing your shitty ass with paper and expecting it to be clean, not the mere presence of toilet paper.
I use a small towel that I hang by the toilet specifically for this purpose. I guess if I had other people using my bidet I would have a big stack of them and throw them into a little hamper after a single use or something, but they only ever touch my butt and I make sure it's squeaky clean before drying so I just change the towel out once a week.
Look, you're the cleanest thing in your house at that point. So your towel is only ever getting cleaner. It is such a waste of precious resources to wash it.
Why would I clean my towel? My towel cleans me
I agree.
By the way, are towels supposed to bend?
The towel seems gross to me. I use a bit of toilet paper. Either that, or I just sit there for a few more minutes and drip dry.
I have a very hairy ass and, even though my bidet has a heated fan, I still need some paper.
One day I'll graduate to the bidet with air dryer!