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[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

My bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend's sink has gotten me laid more than once.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

You'll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

The trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

But I'm not talking about the fig--- eh, that club

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

You don't have to clean out everybody's pipes, leave some for the rest of us

[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?

Who would've thunk?

(I don't know how to rephrase that first sentence but I'm not trying to insinuate that you're not either of these things :p )

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