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[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago

This guy really thinks he's never gonna die. I'll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

What is a "Minecraft related cause?"

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Creepers in the White House, it's a known problem in the dark corners of the building. Half of what the secret service does in the morning is clear the building of creepers that spawned over night when no one was around to block hostile mob spawns.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They've had to rebuild the place over and over and over and you have no idea how hard it is to find enough lapis for the floor tiles. Hours of digging tunnels down to the bedrock...

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

When you're talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, "I'd kill X in Minecraft.".

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Death by Ender Dragon.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

A lot of dumb people thought they could talk about killing politicians on the Internet if they ended their message with "in Minecraft" so they could claim they were just taking about a game. At least one of them has already been arrested proving their plan doesn't actually provide any defense.

So a Minecraft cause would be someone plotting (and then presumably actually) killing them.

[-] anguo@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry, a 'Minecraft related cause'?

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

He got the wrong ideas from all these god emporer memes back in the day.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Moneo! Bring another attorney general!

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He'll spend 50% of his time golfing, the other 50% fucking up the country

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