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Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I'd ask to see your visitor's badge and inform you civilians aren't allowed here unescorted.
She IS the escort.
I got a gift card from the airport for challenging the "secret shopper" once. Apparently had walked past four actual employees before I challenged him. I was on my way to the jobsite.
Why do you assume she doesn't have clearance?
No access badge clearly visible attached between neck and waist.
And if she's holding it in her hand to put on? I just can't imagine dresses being prohibited in secure areas.
Then she's going to keep getting challenged by security until she clips the damn badge on the damn dress.
We have 11 people with clearance and I know them all.
Only cleav..ance. Haha!