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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Probably already a thing, but I worked in a brewery for a little bit, and there's this thing called contract brewing where you get another brewery to make beer for you and then you sell it under your branding.

So we find some brewery, have them make a couple batches of the cheapest ass pale ale they can (pale ale is probs the cheapest beer you can make on scale), and then slap labels that say "Anti-Woke Beer, No SOY! Made with Liberal Tears!" And sell it and get $$$.

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

Spitballing brand names:

  • The Ku Klux Kans
  • 4cans
  • GOPints
  • Chuggin' Chud.
  • Chugchud
  • Triumph of the Wheat
  • Seig Hop
  • Nectar of Hyperborea
[-] goose@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

Mar-a-Lager

Damn that's a good one Trump could become a billionaire again if he sold this.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I thought of adding some Trump theme’d beer but I’m also conflicted because Trump doesn’t drink.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Golden Eagle American Heritage Armory Reserve grillman

Golden American Manly Eagle Reserve freeze-gamer

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

With some shitty freeze-gamer promotional code for additional Cawadoody War Crimes Points for their Colonialism Pass or something.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Good name, but I think Golden Heritage is perfect for a fashy beer name. It just sounds so larpy.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Maybe even some cringe about "The Emperor Protects" or whatever on it as a wink wink nudge for very clever cryptofash.

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