chapotraphouse

The Nazis are saying I’m not Nazi enough, so the solution is to be more Nazi. I am a very respectable and serious person and don’t deserve to have my brains splattered over a brick wall

Liberals could literally resurrect Reagan and run him now, and conservatives would call him a commie liberal without hesitation

Joe Biden bent over for conservatives for his entire term on everything big and they still hate him, even though he did a lot of the dirty work for them (or let it happen), like border shutdown bill, letting SC tear up Roe, aid to Israel in its genocide....not to mention the historical things he did for them. One of his first 'signature' moments of his legislative career was crossing the isle to kill desegregation bussing

If they didn't accept him, they will never accept any liberal

You could run like a sentient hooting jug with a washboard as a running mate that play Appalachian hillbilly tunes and they'd call it elitist.