I like the "Good Omens" take where Pestilence did retire, only to be replaced by Pollution. (yeah I know Gaiman is a sexpest, but Pratchett's still awesome dammit!)

This is the way.

it will be sooner rather than later

I dunno about you, but my joy is 6 feet under, breathing through a hollow tube and trying to become a seed that sprouts before it dies off for real.

Look, its gonna end up sitting in my intestines slowly dissolving either way.

I love the choker and D rings, fashion and functionality!

I'd have to look when I get home, but I've got a fair amount of 5th edition books I'd be willing to let go for not much more than shipping costs...

Jesus ~~saves~~ serves

Gender for clothes is silly anyway, just wear what you want!

The orcas have a chance to do the funniest thing possible.

Truly a hero in our time, may you be blessed in your future endeavors.